Moomin thoughts

So far in 2009

[x] broken a promise
[x] made a new friend
[x] fell in love
[ ] fell out of love
[x] done something you swore never to do
[x] lied
[ ] stole
[ ] went behind your parents back
[ ] cried over a broken heart
[x] disappointed someone close
[x] hidden a secret
[x] pretended to be happy
[ ] got arrested
[x] kissed in the rain
[ ] slept under the stars
[x] gotten in a fight
[ ] kept your new years resolution
[ ] forgot your new years resolution
[x] met someone who changed your life
[ ] met one of your idols
[x] changed your outlook on life
[x] sat home all day doing nothing
[x] pretended to be sick
[x] left the country
[ ] almost died
[x] drank yourself retarded
[x] lost someone close to you
[x] been to the hospital (to visit someone)
[x] gotten closer to someone
[ ] streaked
[x] cried over someone
[ ] broken up with a gf or bf
[x] given up something important to you
[x] talked on the phone all night
[x] learned something new about yourself
[x] tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked it
[x] made a change in your life
[x] found out who your true friends were
[x] made a total fool of yourself
[x] met great people

BEER, BY 7 YEAR OLDS

lessthanair:

appleonastick:

bizarrelyneutral:

A handful of 7 year old children were asked ‘What do you think of beer? ‘. Some interesting responses, the last one being especially funny.

‘I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettiermy mom gets.’—Tim, 7 years old

‘Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. ‘—Mellanie, 7 years old

‘My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.’—Grady, 7 years old

”My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.’—Toby, 7 years old

‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes,so he shouldn’t have too much.—Sarah, 7 years old

‘My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.’—Lilly, 7 years old

‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’—Ethan, 7 years old

‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’—Shirley, 7 years old

‘My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’—Jack, 7 years old

(via drybread)